A third crazy random story

                    Once upon a time there was a man that liked to smash windows, his name was Ernest.  Ernest lived way up in the holler and hardly ever came out to civilization and always wore raggady clothes.  Ernest always went around to the surrounding houses in his community and would throw very large rocks right through the windows of their houses.  Even when his neighbors would catch him throwing the rocks, they would try to run out of their houses an try to come and catch him, but before they could catch him, Ernest had already ran away into the forest.  One day he threw the rock through the wrongs person's house and they called the police.  When the police arrived, they spent several hours out in the forest searching for him.  After many tiresome hours, they finally found where Ernest had been living for the past several months.  They called from outside of his house and ordered for him to come out immediately.  When Ernest came out he had a shotgun armed and loaded, while the two police only had one pistol between the two of them.  Ernest ordered them to throw the firearm to the ground and put their hands on their heads.  From off in the distance one of the neighbors saw the situation from afar off.  Sneaking up from behind, Tom the neighbor knocked the gun out of Ernest's hands and held him on the ground while the two policemen, Barney Fife and Andy Griffith, took both of the guns and arrested Ernest.