When I was eleven years old, my family and I went out to eat after Sunday morning church service at Golden Corral. When we arrived there were a lot of people already there and we had to wait almost fifteen minutes to be seated. Usually when we go there we are seated immediately. There was a couple that came in right before us and the man was well rounded as well as bald. When we finally got to sit down, we went to get our food from the buffet and enjoyed a pretty good meal. I also had drank about five cokes with my meal so before we left I went to relieve myself. When I went in the restroom, the circular fellow was also in there relieving himself. This fellow also had an ice cream cone in his left hand while doing his business. In disgust I continued to watch without him noticing. He went towards the sink thinking he was just going to wash his hands, but he leaned over towards the mirror and checked his bald head to make sure it was shiny. He then continued to go to the door without washing his hands where he opened it partly with his right hand then switched the ice cream cone to his right hand while he opened the door the rest of the way and continued to eat it out of his right hand. unwashed.
Ugggghhh Gahhhhhh!!! Those bathrooms aren't the cleanest either!!! Uhhhhuuuaaahhh! I just threw up. You so skillfully wrote this piece too. Wow, Steven King could not have described it better. Maybe I'll send him a copy of this and he can use it in his next story. Ugghhh Uhhhhaaahhh!
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